Jeremy

Jeremy
Nicknames:	Scruby Scrooby Twat Jemmy
Occupation:	Sound engineer
Hobbies:	Cheese

Jeremy is my favourite.^{Proper citation needed}

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Diabetic, Rapper, Sound Engineer, Moron, Angry, British

Jeremy is a colossal knob-head previously in charge of the incoherent mess he has created. Upon his stepping down from power and forcing the responsibility onto razvii, Jeremy, willingly*, has taken a support role in the process. He can now be seen constructing incoherent modern brutalist messes, calling speakers “monitors” and helping out with the video broadcasts.

Bakery Wiki Theme

It is important to note that Jeremy has a surprisingly high tolerance for bullshit, incomprehensible nonsense and counterintuitive design. This has led him down the dark part of pursuing CSS and general web design. This has proved particularly invaluable after razvii has entirely and irrecoverably lost their mind trying to comprehend the subject. Therefore, Jeremy is entirely responsible for the visual design and UI of the bakery-wiki-theme project and he is to be reluctantly thanked for this project seeing the light of day.

“Hobbies”

Jeremy, surprisingly enough (if you look hard enough), does feature a personality that isn’t JUST being a cynical and grumpy old man. He does actually seem to partake in human hobbies, despite numerous predictions saying otherwise! Some of these “hobbies” include:

Audio engineering

Jeremy, possibly due to some external influences, seems to have taken a particular interest in mixing, mastering and general sound engineering, as well as media production in general, which has led to him following an education in the field. This hobby and job of his proves to be invaluably exploitable.

Triumph Stags

For some unexplainable reason, Jeremy seems to be rather infatuated with vehicles, noteworthy of which is the Triumph stag. Due to this being a particularly uninteresting subject to anyone but him, little information has been gathered about this.

Cheese

Jeremy seems to be concerning enamored with cheese, talking about it constantly and even going as far as to acrue a large collection of cheese facts. This seeming obsession of his is both concerning and being monitored closely.

Diabetes

Scruby sold the rights to his pancreas to various authorities as a means of payment despite only having 1 pancreas. Very quickly he fell into pancreatic debt and had to declare himself “pancreas bankrupt”. This meant sacrificing his pancreas and living the rest of his life having to do hard Insulin and chewing hard Glucose Tablets.

Cheese facts

This section has been moved to cheese for the sake of everyone involved.

Miscellaneous

Scruby also enjoys being stalked by strange American bible men on the internet.

Scruby enjoys avoiding taxation from Her Majesties Revenue and Customs of Her Majesties Government of Her Majesties United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Isles. Oops nevermind lol.

Hahhahahaha. Nope. Don’t need that here. Scruby doesn’t do this. All his VAT rebates are legal, sound transaction. Hahaha LOL

What about all those coffee machines? -Raz

Shutup, or the Sheffield Coffee Mafia will come for me. - Scruby

You mean our sales department? -Raz